Congratulations to Mr. die and Mr. Ates,
for successfully completing middle school.
Mr. Miller, your oral exam was, to put it mildly, a farce.
I hear you're being released this week?
Very good.
Although in my opinion,
the lack of general education poses a danger to the public.
Just out of curiosity, why sign up for the class at all?
Because this is the only place in prison
where there is free hot chocolate.
Thank you.
See you in 2 weeks, brother. -Awesome! Don't drop the soap!
Shut up. Fuck a whore for me. And you, keep your nose clean.
Heeeyaa, Baby!
Freedom!
What did you do to my car?
Sweet, isn't it?
No welcome kiss? -I do not know. What is it going to cost me?
Hey! Save the suction for your customers.
Where is the money?
I buried.
Where?
Okay. These are the coordinates. I pinned it for you.
I thought a school, no one's looking, you know?
What? -I don't have great memories of my school days.
Yes? Did he go to school?
For how long?
Eighth or ninth grade, not sure. I was in my crack phase.
Hey, Zeki. When I get the money, how can I get new boobs?
Shut up and honk if anyone comes.
How about one? The one on the left?
It's smaller somehow. Seriously.
Can I turn on the radio? -No.
Ooooh, shoe clip.
Mandy, it's not my phone, you have to be quick.
Listen, can you do my 54 dance today?
Fuck.
3 METERS TO DESTINATION.
What the...?
I'm not in it anyway.
Glitter up your butt crack for days.
Stop honking, dingbat, it's me.
It wasn't there before.
There was a construction site here. -Oh, really!?
Why would he bury my fucking money under a site?
I thought they were laying pipelines.
Are you angry with me?
No! Why would that be?
I've only waited 13 months for this fucking moment!!
Maybe it could be raised with a...
... a crane?
You owe me 2,000 euros. And 50 for the glass table.
Give me a break, Attila.
In a week or two, I will have money from my job.
Just a taste, if it takes longer.
Okay. Understood.
Can I sleep here? -'Til Gina back from the fat farm.
So I need to return the view window.
Everything OK? -Why aren't you dressed yet?
Sexy teacher is next!
Go ahead and don't forget your glasses.
Hey there. Anyone here need tutoring?
I'll find a cellar and dig my way to the money.
Is it possible that this is a shitty plan?
It's been a while,
but remember that schools are squeamish about letting thugs dig a tunnel in the basement.
I'm applying for janitor.
Do you know how to make repairs and fix soda machines?
You are the stupidest teacher ever!
But also the hottest.
Burak, bro, sup? -Yes?
Man. danger!
Hey, you can't run down your bikes.
Shut up and pop some of your moon craters.
HI. Excuse me, can I help you?
Principal's office? -About the job?
Exactly. -This way, then straight.
' Excuse me, could you help with my glasses...?
Ouch. 'Sorry, I'm fine. 'Kay, I have to go.
Bye. Good luck.
KICK ME.
One moment, Ms. Gerster, about 10b
Not now, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now.
The little bastards ... - Ingrid, please! I have job interviews.
I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun.
Nothing I can do about it.
You look like you couldn't change a light bulb. Done this job before?
What are you, an elite janitor, who doesn't talk to mortals?
Hey! - What? - Give me back my 2 euros. I need to top up.
Fuck off, girl.
Fuck your mother. - You retarded? Fuck your own mother! - How?
AMOK ALARM. Please find a room and lock yourself in.
Wild. A constant amok alarm.
I swear I heard a shot. Go, go, go, hurry up.
This is the amok alarm.
Please find a room and lock yourself in.
Caro, are you locking it from the inside?
What's going on now? - The little nutcase set off the alarm.
I swear it was him. - That's a reprimand.
I'm calling your parents.
Oh, Ms. Gerster. - Oh, Ms. Gerster.
Oh, god no. We've made a great impression, eh?
They're just children.
Good, then ... you're next and ...
... the only one. Come in, then. - Asshole.
If you fuck me up again, I'll ram your fist so far up your ass
that you can scratch your throat from inside, fucking snitch.
Close the door. - Bro!
Your high school subjects?
What subjects? My favorites?
I assume.
Sports ... - German?
Yeah, that too. - Good.
Finally somebody without math.
Does everybody have to teach? Not enough teachers?
Otherwise I wouldn't advertise for a substitute teacher.
Substitute teacher? I'm ...
Right. Temp jobs, never the best.
I can't promise more than 2 months, until the end of the year, Mr. ...
Miller. Zeki Miller.
Janitor had a heart attack raking leaves. We don't have a go yet ...
for a new one. My whole budget goes on police complaints and removing graffiti.
Then there's the "cable fire" in the old gym.
Insurance nightmare. Civil servant hell.
So until then, we have to ... pitch in ourselves.
Do you like the new gym?
I did the sketches. The architect was a total waste.
As a teacher, I get a skeleton key, right?
You ask odd questions, Mr. ...
Salary?
A salary is good. - You're not a civil servant, I assume?
No, not really.
I can offer you 2,000 euros gross.
OK, then, 2200. But I can't go any higher.
We're not Milton Academy here.
Deal. - Bring your paperwork in later
and we'll see you assapissimo in the teacher's lounge.
Why didn't you call? - We were too drunk.
Slut. - Really. Did you know she wears a push-up bra?
I'm off.
Danger, give me the lighter. - Be polite, toe jam.
Give it to me.
There's your sister. - Stop or she'll come over. Shit.
Laura, please wear a jacket when you sit outside.
Laura, I'm talking to you. - Laura, she's talking to you!
Let it go.
Could you please put out your cigarettes?
You with the blue cap. I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth?
Let it go.
It takes them a bit to learn respect for new teachers.
They're not putting them. - Nothing you can do.
They learn it at home.
I don't think that's a good attitude to have.
You there, who's your home room teacher?
I forget. - You deaf? She said put out your cigarette.
I don't have to listen to you.
Who are you exactly? - Miller. I start work here tomorrow.
Substitute teacher. - Oh.
We work here, too. - My condolences.
About the syllables ... could we meet up, exchange ideas?
Excuse me? About what? - About the syllables. - The syllabus?
That's what I said.
Right. Yeah, sure.
Don't push, please! - Today?
Parent conference today!
- But maybe tomorrow ... Today's great for me.
Cool.
Would you like sugar? - Got a beer?
I'll look. I don't really drink beer, but ...
Something alcoholic would be great.
OK.
Bra.
All I have is prosecco. - That's fine. Come on.
Lisi has a visitor. Yay.
More, more.
Anyway,
I wanted a Catholic boarding school. But then my grandma died
and my sister and I are well, orphans.
Child services didn't want Laura torn from a familiar setting.
So I thought I'd teach at my old school,
which has "slightly" changed.
Which college did you ...
Bro! Finally.
TEACHING CERTIFICATE
PRINT FAIL
Shit, parents conferences are the worst.
I mean, they are all fucked-up asocials.
Are you there?
Man, oh man.
She picked up somebody.
I have to pee.
Right, but a learning disability doesn't just happen.
Is it possible you're an asocial bum who's shit at raising a child?
Man, I gain weight, but my boobs don't!
She drank a little.
Check in an hour if she's still breathing, OK?
Oh, my god.
Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer. - Good morning. Don't yell, please!
At least they greet you.
Your one night stand.
Shit, I don't remember anything.
Caro, how does my hair look? - As goofy as last night,
so what's your problem? - He was drunk.
Hey- - Hey-
Fuck.
Really hot night, huh?
Elisabeth.
Don't chase him like an underfucked old maid, please.
So. Play it cool, right?
Calm down. - I hate playing it cool. I want a steady boyfriend.
So tell him exactly that. That'll work.
TEACHERS LOUNGE
Sci-five! - Sci-five!
What are you doing?
Stay back! Not one more step! You can't stop me!
People, consider your environmental footprint on this earth.
You can't just drop stuff and wait
for some idiot to pick it up. - Oh, god.
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr?
Is she OK? - It's only the second floor.
Please, do it. Please. Do it.
We need an ambulance! - Quick!
Go to your classrooms, please!
Stop filming this with your mobiles.
Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back.
Go to your classrooms.
Move the fuck back
or I'll kick your hairless asses and knock your metal teeth in.
He needs to piss off. - I hate that guy.
Am I dead? - No, no ...
Thank god. - Shit.
Lisi, get out while you still can.
Anybody who becomes a teacher these days must be nuts.
They're all monsters. All of them!
Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr. Not again.
I'll call you, OK, Ingrid? - Yes.
Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right? - Yes.
Stay strong.
Welcome to our new firefighter, Mr. Miller.
Good morning.
So, not a great day for our school.
Will it set us back? No! Briefly:
our colleague, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly,
but her chances of recovery are good.
She won't be teaching for the rest of the semester.
... if she ever did.
Our next goal is to compensate for the loss of our colleague.
Who wants to take 10b?
Mr. Gundlach, how nice. - No, no.
I wanted to ask about the play. - Yes. No.
I can't. I substituted there once, and I simply can't.
I did 2 weeks too.
All I'll say is: second-degree burns.
There's nobody in 10b who hasn't repeated at least once.
Not one of them will graduate, they're impossible. - Excuse me,
the students need lessons. I think that's ...
Leimbach-Knorr only lasted 4 months.
And she's ex navy! - Ms. Schnabelstedt is right.
For a change.
It's shocking how little teaching spirit is in the air here.
Thank you. - Welcome, the class is yours.
... er, what does that mean? - Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
This is principal Gerster.
Students, return to your class immediately. Lessons will resume!
Hello, Mr. Miller. Excuse me, do you have a minute?
What is it? - Chantal, your mother needs to pick up the knife.
Listen, about yesterday ...
I thought I had a class now. - Briefly.
I was totally drunk. In case you were thinking ...
I'm not into that. It doesn't mean anything to me, right?
What's that? - It'd be great if neither of us ...
misinterpreted it.
Gonna be hard, but I'll try. OK. Forgotten.
Really?
Yeah, great. Good. I mean ...
We're colleagues and we shouldn't ... jump the gun, mix up ...
Super. So ... let's go. Pretty chaotic school, eh?
Forgotten.
Oh, my god.
'Scuse me.
Good Morni... - Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit.
Hey you, Peter Parker, go get a TV from the equipment room.
My name is Mr. Miller. If you don't want trouble, keep your trap shut.
I'm only here temporarily.
You've all got an A. Bust my balls and I'll mark you down a grade.
Got it? - Yes.
Hey, fatso, you listening? Give me the notebook.
And don't eat so much unless you want to die a virgin.
So.
Each of you writes down your favorite film
and then make sure there's a DVD ready for each class.
Is VHS OK? - If the film's not on DVD, it sucks.
I couldn't give a shit
about old BandW films collected by your Nazi grandparents.
That one's cool.
Take a picture.
Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Ms. Schnabel-spaz.
What a dog!
Take your seats, please?
What she want now?
My dears, I know a lot has happened,
but perhaps you could ... - How old are you anyway?
12? - How do you feel about
using my proper name. Could you try?
How about you suck me off?
Some of you are surely wondering why Ms. Leimbach-Knorr did it.
Nope. - So that's what we'll talk about today.
I brought a Freudenberger essay to help.
Zeynep, give me my nail polish!
Stop yelling.- I didn't yell. Shut up and give it back.
Fuck you. Take it.
Unbelievably bad upbringing. - Yeah, you!
Each time you use the F word, you'll put a euro in the little frog.
She's annoying.
Pass the text around please and then we can talk about
what a burn-out really is.
What's your name again? Could you put it on the board?
OK, I get it. You're very creative.
Take cover.
What's up? - When do we elect our class representative?
Who wants to be class representative?
I don't want any nerds here, got it? I'm marking you all down a grade.
Now paint something until the TV gets here.
Can we brush? - You can pierce yourself if you want. I don't care.
And can we use opaque white?
We're not really allowed to use opaque white. - Then DON'T!
Spastic.
Hey guys, it's not funny anymore. It burns my eyes.
You were supposed to pass those out!
Close the damn window!
Good bye!
Would anybody like to share 10b homeroom duties?
Express yourself. I don't understand sniveling.
Well, just because they're ... they're a little ...
Already in over your head?
Right, there's the door.
I don't want staff jumping out the window because they realize
this profession is no petting zoo.
OK.
Hey, what happened?
Nothing ... they just ... made such a fool of me.
What?
WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR.
MAINTENANCE
Did you know that they call 10b the amok class?
Yeah. it's the shithead Daniel. He's got a screw loose.
Did you know they make bulletproof vests for teachers now?
Thin ones, y'know? They don't show.
The printer's not working.
You have to unplug it and plug it back in.
You said you got an A- on the teacher's exam.
But you got an A.
That's perverse. You're a real geek.
Caro, why are you printing my exam results?
Monday. Miller was here. - No way!
Pig!
Unfortunately, you chose a very slim tree to hide behind.
You stole my exam results!
Have you been sniffing white-out?
Printer cache!
I had problems at uni. I needed the job. Calm down.
It's theft and fraud. And you exploited me sexually.
I put a few knockout drops in your bug tea.
I wouldn't touch you with 10-foot pole. So stop babbling. - Excuse me?!
You're such an ass. You're an ass and an imposter.
And that's a crime. I'm calling the police.
Lighter than expected.
Let go of me. - Listen, munchkin,
I suggest you cuddle with your teddy bears overnight, and decide your price.
Don't suck with me, Zeki Miller.
It's "don't fuck with me", and I won't unless I'm brain dead.
What are you doing there?
None of your fucking business.
We'll see what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow.
You want money, Schnabelstedt?
I don't want anything, except my class back.
Swap? Why?
I have training in conflict resolution and a
... a night course in aggression. - Yeah, that too.
I've planned it all so well. I would hate to change it around.
I was angry at first that he wanted to rob me of such a great challenge,
but then I realized it's best for the children.
Fireman teachers are usually the tougher nuts, eh?
Good luck.
Bite me. They're fucking kids. They can kiss my ass.
I am substituting for Ms. Schnabelstedt.
My name is Miller and I'm only a temp.
Why's your name Miller? You don't look like a Miller.
You're a brother! - Cut the Turko shit. An F for you.
Where's the class register? - In the cupboard.
Think I'm going to cry now? Fucking children.
Let's see who you motherfuckers are.
Chantal Ackermann?
OK, I'm going for a smoke before I smash your teeth in.
Motherfuckers!
Mr. Miller, class is in session. Where are you going?
Maybe to change my clothes?!
To the principal's office, please.
You didn't tell me they were the asocials.
Excuse me?! What kind of term is that?
You mean youth from the under-educated class.
Mr. Miller, I want those children brought under control.
School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits.
You may go change, but this is an exception.
Thank you!
Show off your ass.
That looks sexy.
Where are the others? - Downstairs, I think. - They're not in the mood.
Class has started! - What does he want?
Idiot! - Old fart. He should go home. - Pathetic.
OMG, you're bleeding.
This is a Forever 21, you retard! It's gonna stain.
I swear he's crazy. Let's go.
The classroom and make it quick!
Shit!
You forgot your backpack.
Everybody up here, chop-chop!
Now we know who's in command here.
As of now, get your asses in here at the bell and no trouble.
Now what? We didn't do homework.
I don't give a shit. You sit here. The rest isn't my problem.
Here's the deal. You all fail in a few weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble.
You're the loser class.
The whole teacher's lounge slags you off.
I can do whatever I want here, nobody cares.
You're scum.
So shut your mouths and sit still until the bell.
Excuse me.
Do you have any chalk? - Look yourself.
Your student is crying.
Chantal!
Yes? - Cry quietly.
Is it possible you don't care at all?
About what?
About their respect.
Don't you have work to do, like potato prints?
This here has no educational value.
They look traumatized. And what's that on their faces?
They were making name tags and smeared. Now act like a plane and take off.
I'm good at putting myself in teenage shoes.
How? By subtracting the pole up your ass and adding Facebook?
You! Laugh at your own jokes.
You need therapy.
Sorry, that wasn't right of me.
ROCK DRILL
Yes?
I told you when the old lady got back,
I'd need the booth. - Where'm I gonna sleep?
It's only a matter of time before the cops are back on your ass.
Keep me out of it. I run a clean establishment.
You've got an LSD lab in the attic.
Exactly. I have to be twice as careful.
Motherfucker.
Shit.
YOU HAVE A FUTURE WE HAVE A PLAN
Man, Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts?
What do you care?
There's such nice stuff to wear at your age.
Caro, help me out. - Elisabeth,
I feel like a lesbian adoptive mother when you drag me into it.
I need to unwind. - Yes, I see. That's your second glass.
Yes! And we are not married.
There's somebody in the garden. - Get the pepper spray!
The pepper Spray!
Laura, in your room, lock the door. - Dostoyevsky!
That dog is useless!
Remember our self-defense classes. You hold it like this.
Hit him! We don't want it!
That sentence is pointless if we're not being raped.
Who the fuck would rape you!
Zeki?
Were you going to sleep here?
No.
He's a giant asshole, Caro, I'm telling you.
I think he's nice. And he's hot.
Plus, I bet he can fix stuff. This fucking house is big enough.
This "fucking" house is good enough for you at 50 euros a month!
Even better. So he pays 250.
You'll finally get contact lenses, Harry Potter.
Glasses look like shit, I've told you 1000 times.
Got a boyfriend?
Careful, you'll end up like your sister. - Watch it!
Laura, go upstairs.
One night. We don't have linens.
I'll just finish this.
At least 2 weeks, please. - Your car has no smog sticker.
I'll pay at month's end. I'll never find anywhere else.
I don't even know you. Maybe you'll hurt us.
Living with you for 2 weeks, I'm the victim here.
Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Hello.
Mr. Miller?
Not now. Piss off.
It's about German class.
I could only find Jurassic Park 1 online,
but on list it says to bring 2. Is that a problem?
Chantal, on THE list. Articles aren't optional.
What are you on about? So, Mr. Miller?
We already watched Jurassic Park.
But so many were in remedial class.
Whatever, just buzz off. You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh?
You can stay for 2 weeks. - Really?
As long as you really teach 10b and make sure they improve.
How can I? - Do your job!
It's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster that class means movies and terror.
Whoa, Mr. Miller.
Hello.
Can you make change? - How?
Could you help me get out?
Could you stop please?
That hurts. - E20 is stuck.
More to the right.
Come on. - Yeah.
My pleasure.
Are you a teacher? - Yeah,
but I'm just a temp.
It's going to be another shit day.
Any other furniture you need?
Sorry, not available.
Here. Reading material and syllabus.
How am I supposed to get mental defectives to read?
Know what?
You need to control Danger and Chantal.
Once you get the leaders, the others follow.
Need anything else? - Caro! - What? - Could you come ...
What? - The shelves.
Yup.
SCHILLER "THE ROBBERS"
God, the print's small.
Weapons, drugs, vandalism.
Leaders.
Little motherfuckers.
Did you know that bees make photosynthesis?
Boy, these students are really special needs.
Use a plate. - No, it's fine.
Have to go. Still working nights. - Where?
In a club.
With real dance music or that electro-shit?
Right. So long as you get your lessons prepared.
Why do you always give him that sexed-up look?
Don't be jealous. He's too short for me anyway.
To blow him, I'd have to dig a pit first.
I don't want anything from him!
Hey, once he's in, it doesn't hurt anymore.
And I guarantee he's a great lay.
By the way, I signed him up as an assistant for your swim class.
Oh, Caro. - Hey!
I don't want anything from him.
Daniel! Don't jump from the edge.
But yes!
Very funny.
So, who forgot a suit or has a doctor's note?
Two laps warm-up, please.
So what do I do? - Uh, first put out your cigarette.
Then just make sure nobody dies.
Very funny. - Ms. Schnabelstedt,
such pretty wet hair. Totally cute.
Mr. Miller. No.
You need to do sports. Go on. 10 laps before I let you out.
You can shove your fake doctor's note up your ass.
You too. Go change.
You're a fascister Mr. Miller. I hate you.
Mr. Miller!
I wanted to thank you.
Thank me? Really? Here, in front of everybody?
What for, anyway?
It's the first time so many took part.
Take that back.
No worries. - Spaz!
No, you take it.
Calm down. - You a spaz, bro?
He said I was into her. - So what?
Hey, man, she's ugly as sin. Let go of me, you whore.
Daniel, whore is a feminine noun.
Now pull yourself together! - Leave me alone, you asswipe!
Zeki!
You can't do that. You can't do that.
I didn't hear the apology! - Fucker! Fucker!
Are you a teacher? - Yes, why?
But I'm just a temp.
Sorry, sorry.
Did you just use force with a student? - I'll tell my father.
You told me to get him under control.
But not with violence.
They reflect that behavior outside school!
Daniel.
Be careful. I think he pissed his pants in the pool.
... so I thought we could get together? Talk about ...
how that could have happened with Daniel.
Exactly.
But you haven't yet filed criminal ...
Me? No, it wasn't me.
I don't want...
Miller.
Yes, OK.
Bye.
So does he want a parent's conference?
No, he said Daniel's nuts and I should smack him sometimes,
it's the only way to get him in line.
We need to get the poor boy out of that vicious circle.
It's a little late, but I know a really good Ethiopian.
Good, so talk to him if he's an expert.
It's a restaurant. I'm hungry.
Ethiopian? Fly soup and rice pudding?
I need meat, man.
Is that actually allowed, in traffic, the windshield?
You need to talk to Daniel again. I'm worried.
I'm collecting their dreams for the time capsule
that every class buries.
I noticed disturbing things.
Daniel and Burak want to become criminals.
Is work all you think about? - It's our responsibility.
But they're other people's children.
Do you like it?
Yes, thanks.
There's sort of an educational oath. We have a professional duty.
It's bad enough that everybody thinks teachers are lazy.
I swore to make a difference.
They may be awful, they're still just children. Excuse me,
but could you maybe switch poles? If it's no trouble.
OK.
Do you really believe that shit, there's a sweet flower inside every kid?
I think some kids haven't learned to believe in themselves,
and don't know right from wrong.
If we don't teach them, they'll end up in prison or something.
We have one Erection and one Licking Vagina.
It's edible. Don't be shy.
It's a penis.
Man, you'll never get a guy that way, really.
They all think you're mega uptight.
Put the dick in your mouth.
Coping with students.
Professional handling of disruption and discipline conflict. CD 4.
Don't underestimate the value of role-playing.
Group exercises allow young people to channel aggression.
Role-playing for indirect review of behavioral dysfunction,
and lack of self-confidence.
Fucking shit. - Role-play
gives a problem child free rein for his feelings, and allows reflection
on his inappropriate behavior.
What exercise'? I don't want to do an exercise.
Stow that look or I'll slap you silly.
So I'm her husband?
A round of applause - he got it. - Shut up. You start.
Man, wait a sec. I have to get into my part.
Oh, my beautiful apartment!
Thank you, darling! How was work? - Shut your trap. I'm hungry.
Watch your mouth. We only just got married.
I married you so there'd be food ready
after I screw sluts all day.
After you screw sluts, huh?
You married me because I'm pretty, Salak. - Don't push me.
Are you an idiot?
Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller. - Who's Mr. Miller?
Are you shagging some German? - Show me your cell.
Hey, Danger, that's not part of the game, man.
Shut up. Go clean and then you can blow me.
Give me my phone back, spaz.
Are you crazy? Don't hit each other. Stop being such thugs.
Give me the phone, you fuckface. - OK.
Daniel, you did a great job.
Have you thought about the drama club?
They participate in community youth theater
and it could be a great new hobby for you,
where you could have fun and let off steam.
No way! I'm already in school 3 or 4 times a week.
What's your problem?
Fuck school, man.
Watch your mouth, motherfucker.
You seriously believe you want to become drug dealers or some shit?
Yes we do.
I'd rather collect welfare than learn that crap.
Come on, school's still on. Piss off.
Fucking motherfuckers.
Was a stupid idea, sorry.
We could each make €20,000. It's an armored car transport.
My cousin's been watching them for 6 weeks now.
I'm busy on something else.
All you have to do is drive. Getaway car, Zeki.
Bro, you just got out. Get a real job.
A little upset? Need a blow job? - No, not in the mood.
What's the matter? Were you with Mandy?
Are you oftener with her than me lately?
No, I wasn't with Mandy. And it's "more often".
Do you have a crush on the bookworm? - Leave me alone.
Could you suck me off? - Sorry.
Zeki.
Turn that off.
What's this?
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt.
Hello. I seriously doubt this will work
or anybody will be organized enough to ever dig up this time capsule.
I'm also basically uncomfortable at the thought of strangers reading this.
But I wish I weren't so fat.
I'd like a love letter with boxes for "yes, no, maybe".
It's silly, I know.
I want to become a teacher. It's the only job
where you get kids without getting fat.
And I'd like a smart and honest boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B.
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a.
Why didn't I ever win a trophy like that?
Do you have to win the math Olympics first?
Or a fucking badminton tournament?
For the first time, I felt like the streets robbed me of my childhood.
The streets.
And homeroom teacher, Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt.
Everybody knows you stole the class money!
You'll never amount to anything!
That was surely not the last foster family
that wants to get rid of you, Zeki Miller!
School over already?
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
Are you out of your mind? - Why?
SLUT
Hey, did they pierce my ears?
Could you please tell me how that happened?
Where you sleeping in class?
How about peeing INTO the urinal.
Yeah, yeah.
Check your butt.
ASSHOLE
How drunk were you not to notice?
One, two beers?
Yeah. - Fuck.
Let's not use that word in class.
Are you alright?
Man, just piss off, OK?
You're just worried I'll be busted and you get the shitty 10b back.
Don't pretend you care. - You're nuts.
Are you really accusing me of not caring about you?
I'm really sorry you're depressed ...
I am not a teacher at all.
Don't start doubting everything.
Hello ...
Your class isn't easy, but I mean, you chose the job,
so now just stay the course.
Now, go home. You look like a junkie.
And think about how to turn your profession into a vocation.
You do have the potential.
You are close to your students.
Including in consuming intoxicants.
Your eyeliner,
it's really perfect. Gotta give Chantal credit.
So.
Yeah.
I don't know, Laura. Razor blades. I saw something on TV about it.
It makes a huge mess in the bathroom.
All that blood.
Right, then we'll try the plastic bags. Press down hard.
This method definitely sucks.
I'd take pills. Somebody's here!
Why do you have a bag over your head?
New profile pictures for Facebook.
Fuck, bro, are you shitting me? And you too?
Were you trying to kill yourselves? - Please don't tell my parents.
Mr. Miller, please. - We just wanted to try.
Because if we do do it, it'll be together.
I didn't want to. You roped me in.
You said yourself you feel ugly.
But you started with the suicide. Because you're in love with Daniel.
Man, Maike, you're so bitchy.
So nobody wants to fuck you. No reason to kill yourself.
I would've written a farewell note.
And then Daniel would've come to my funeral
and said he always had feelings for me
and that he was too blind to realize it.
So stop walking around like a trannie waiting for the operation.
You're not that ugly.
Yes I am.
NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING. HE'S STEALING GAS.
Hey, girls. - Hi, Zeki.
Charlie, can you do something with her?
We don't do surgery here.
No sense of humor, eh?
Runs in the family.
She needs a big push.
Sheila, bring my make-up bag!
She's a whore, she knows style.
Do you want a drink, or a line? - No thanks.
No, no. The big one. The big one.
Sweet. Still so young
and fresh. - Yeah, yeah.
I don't look awful?
Danger!
She looks great. Today.
Hey, what? - Danger, Chantal,
come here! - What does he want? - Take this. - Go on.
Little bitch.
What's up, Mr. Miller?
I still owe you something.
What?
Some make-up. - Man, Mr. Miller.
Danger. - Really! - Yes?
You know your dad said I could slap you around?
But you're not really going to, right?
If you make sure she's home on time, then no.
What is this!?
Can she smoke something? Oh, you motherfucker!
Honestly, you're borderlining, you brainsicker.
Shut it.
On time tomorrow or expect trouble, people. - Fuck.
Yes.
Danger, you spaz, why are you brown-nosing him?
Did he call my father or yours? - Who gives a fuck.
Look at you, embarrassing. - Shut up.
What is this anyway? Not his shit, I hope.
Punctually tomorrow, people?
This plant drives me crazy.
Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on.
The learning assessment for class 10b is in.
The results were as expected.
The class is an intellectual vacuum.
Don't be gentle in breaking it to them.
This is their last chance to get it together.
God, is she dumb.
Ms. Gerster? - Yes?
Where are the forms for study trips? - What?
A field outing? - What? - A study outing?
A field trip?
Where are we going? - Disneyland?
Not a concentration camp again. - Shut up.
Chantal, you write the report. - Nooo.
Today we took a field trip.
First we visited an acquaintance of Mr. Miller's
who is going cold turkey.
Hey you, long time no see.
So, people, some of you said you wanted to become drug bosses.
So this is what drug dependence looks like. This is a heroin addict.
How long were you a drug addict?
He can't answer; shooting up fried his brain.
He puked the whole time and Zeynep almost puked too.
Who wanted to be a drug dealer? - Not anymore, right?
Then we went to the parents of a friend of Mr. Miller's,
so Daniel could see a life on welfare.
Who's there?
The friend is a whore.
Hey, Zeki, you back?
Could we come in? These jokers have a few questions.
Udo, get dressed! There are children here. Chico!
Chantal, is that your mother? - Are you retarded!
Udo, how's it hanging?
Yeah. You?
OK. - He sleeps a lot.
You cuties ... - It stinks here.
... do something with your life. My daughter is a prostitute
and we're dependent on her.
It's not nice.
The dog's shitting - Udo!
Who cares.
The prostitute has a brother. His name is Ronny.
Ronny was sleeping
because he drinks a lot and he's a Nazi.
They are up all night, so nobody wanted Mr. Miller to wake him.
Don't wake him up, please.
Burak wants to avoid first contact with a Nazi.
Then you need to join the theater group.
Bro, say yes. - Yeah, OK, man.
Leave his damn nipple alone.
It was very interesting. Mr. Miller has weird friends.
Afterwards, we all got kebabs.
It was better than a museum with Mr. Gundlach.
That was just a bunch of stuffed animals.
It's red.
They haven't learned the colors yet. - Asshole.
Asshole.
So think about what you want to become.
Come up with your own homework.
Give me one.
Oh come on, Mr. Miller.
Smoking sucks. - Nuts.
About the test you took recently.
You were the best.
You might even skip a grade.
But I got a terrible grade, Mr. Miller.
Because you're under-challenged. Talented people often are.
As of now, you'll be challenged. Could be you even graduate at 17.
Oh, my god.
But don't let yourself be dragged down by others
and apply yourself.
Does he mean me? - No.
Mr. Miller, really? You're not joking? Look, I'm trembling.
I'm excited myself.
You only see somebody like you every 10 years.
My god. I don't have to be a check-out girl.
Who are they? - The vocationals are ripping off the disabled kids.
They don't look more disabled than you.
Whatever. Nerds, science fair types.
Go help them. - Why?
Because you'll be a nerd soon.
Because they're the only men who'll like you,
a chem student in a lab coat with liverwurst stains and greasy hair.
I swear, Mr. Miller, you're killing me.
OK, let's kick ass.
Chantal, not in the mood for a fight
Leave them alone.
You think you're better than us? - They go to my school. Leave them alone ...
Let go!
She's got a knife! - Scared?
Let go, you! - Piss off, man!
Touch them again and I'll cut off your extensions, you cunt.
No! They were expensive. - Then piss off.
You too, outta here!
Not bad.
Check!
Hey nerds. Say thank you.
The federation guarantees eternal gratitude.
Yeah, no prob. I'm smart too, I get it.
You're in science club, right?
Positive.
So maybe I could come see sometime?
Because in class I'm .. could be that I'm not challenged enough.
What're they talking about? - How would I know.
I don't want to be that ugly.
OK. But you have to wear anti-static clothing.
OK.
What's that? What does he mean?
This isn't the test I gave you.
I added a question.
In the first person, tell us how a dinosaur feels when he sees
the electric fence is off.
There were only goats today again. I don't even like goats.
I wonder what's outside the fence. I hear it's freedom,
but to get it, you have to die.
I decided to try and touched the fence carefully.
It was weird.
It didn't hurt. For the first time, I had something like hope.
That was beautiful. What did you do with them?
Just talked.
Friday is environment and nature day.
You could take the class to an organic farm.
I've always wanted to go there.
I could come along.
Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee take all myself.
Why is Daniel trying out for Romeo?
The other parts are shit. Go on. - But I ... - Yeah, yeah. Enough.
I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Henceforth I never will be Romeo. - Why is he yelling like that?
He's a little aggressive. - ... So stumblest on my counsel?
By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am:
My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself,
Because it is an enemy to thee;
Had I it written, I would tear the word.
My ears have not yet ... - That's it, I can't take it.
The balcony scene's next. - So what? The stage is total shit.
It looks like that TV channel you only land on by mistake.
The one where they speak French. - Do you mean PBS?
Yeah, exactly. Nobody understands it.
What's the deal with the stilted language?
My god, it's Shakespeare.
Who's been dead for, like, 4000 years.
Why isn't it translated into normal German.
If I were you, I'd be embarrassed.
I already want my money back.
Gundlach is clueless. You'll never win the teenie Oscars with that.
I won't listen to this. I've done this for 24 years,
since the fall of communism, and it was always well received.
In a rest home, maybe.
Listen here. You do it then.
Please, you take over directing.
Arrivederci, Verona!
My colleague ... - No, I'm going.
Can I go too? - No!
So who's taking over drama club?
What's it about? I only saw the porn version.
Do they get each other? - They die.
At least that.
Who are you playing?
The nurse.
What's that, an animal? - It's a great role.
Daniel, say that the way you'd say it.
Julia, you cunt, let's fuck.
Show me your tits, pronto. - We'll re-write it. It'll be cool.
Close.
Sarafina, be careful. You'll fall again.
The teacher ratings are online.
And we are VERY interested in that.
My dears, the teacher ratings have been posted. Online!
Breathe deep.
Hottest teacher -
me.
Yes. Ms. Gerster. - Yes?
You are the biggest nightmare.
I said I'd get the title back - Alrun.
Who's coolest teacher?
Mr. Miller.
And, who's the sweetest teacher?
Mr. Miller ...
and among the women.
Oh, Me. Hey there, surprise!
Congratulations. - We'll drink to that, eh?
No, I need to go get the overhead projector.
Go ahead.
So, I said ...
You're not seriously crying over no student ranking?
A student RATING.
I'll never be voted most anything. I've never been anything,
most beloved teacher, prettiest teacher, teacher with the nicest smile, nothing.
I've never even been strictest teacher or meanest teacher.
I'm just air.
Who gives a shit if they like you. - It matters.
It's a compliment, the only review of us. The only one that counts.
What the students think counts.
They think you're funny, that's why. - You mean witty?
There's no category for that.
Couldn't you talk to them?
Gerster is making me test the b class,
because so many of mine have mumps.
They're going to ...
... to whack me.
It'll all be deducted from my final grade, if I mess it up.
I could blackmail them.
No! I want them to respect me. By choice.
Nobody says whack.
But YOLO is OK, right?
Ms. Schnabelstedt wants to do a wholetrain with you.
What does wholetrain mean?
We spray the entire train.
The entire train? What about the law?
That's exactly why it's cool.
The beautiful train, it's brand new.
Excuse me, we have class here now.
This is our train. We could call the police,
or you could just move over one track.
I need to finish here on time. I'm not here for fun.
See.
Danger, come here. Not bad.
Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Totally Instagram.
Thanks.
So, shall we look at your work and critique it together?
Swag, eh?
Swag-etti yolognese, Burak.
Good thing you're not in my English class.
How would you grade it, Burak?
Hey, an A, of course. - Dunno about that.
Shit. Cops. Scramble. - Police! Halt!
Come on.
OK.
That's not the first time you've run from the police, is it?
I stole a CD once.
That's special waste. For a recycling station.
What about some thanks for polishing your image?
I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller.
I almost saw teacher sex.
Hey there.
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt, teachers' test today, eh?
Yeah, exactly, Burak.
Cool.
Good morning.
I brought 2 pictures and I'd like to discuss them in the context
of Schiller's "The Robbers".
Can I turn on the projector first?
Thank you, class.
Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad.
It seems you do have some ability to assert yourself.
I'm glad. Good.
Thank you.
And why were you so nice?
Because you and Mr. Miller are so sweet together.
If you hooked up it would be so hot. - Not everything is hot.
You're so much prettier lately.
You wear your hair loose and ... yeah, beautiful.
Thank god private life and civility aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise.
Chantal, don't light up inside. - Yeah, OK.
Ms. Schnabelstedt. He's shooting the animals.
No, they're sex hormones. It's always hard to get Llamas in mating mood.
It's too cold for them here.
I thought this was an organic farm. I don't quite get the organic aspect.
OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits so you can sketch them.
This is disgusting. - Let's zap Chantal with it. - Cool.
Hey, Chantal.
No, stop, you spaz! No!
Was that in your ass? - I was trying to hit Chantal, I swear.
Zeki, where are you?
First, it's outrageous that you left me alone with your class.
And second, I've been shot with ...
... ungulate. - ... ungulate sex hormones
and I would like to see a doctor.
I don't think much will happen. In Asia it's a recreational stimulant.
In Pandora, eh? - Oh, god.
Pandora? What are you talking about?
Pandora is in Asia.
Pandora doesn't exist in real life.
So why was it in 3D?
I'm so hot. I'm so hot.
I'm so thirsty.
What's happening to her? - I'm the hottest teacher in the world.
I hope I don't grow fur.
I couldn't stand having to shave every day, everywhere.
My back ...
and my bottom ...
Chill out, bro.
Sleep, sleep, sleep ...
Lisi, the dog was just playing in a shit pile.
What are you doing?!
Sweetie, let me sleep a little.
Zeki will play with you.
Child services is coming today, about my guardianship.
Doesn't matter.
Dostoyevsky, let me in there.
They're already on alert,
because she was treated for depression as a teenager.
Oh, yeah, I was very sad.
Teenagers are always sad,
because nobody likes them.
Have you lost your marbles?
Thirsty. - Hey!
Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to end up in a home.
Good night!
Mr. Miller, my dear god!
One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki.
I'm Isolde.
What a lovely name - I mean yours.
Are you from the Mideast?
Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot.
Hello. - Ms. Schnabelstedt!
Your boyfriend just told me you were hit by a car. Now sit down.
Are you feeling better?
Yes, I really wanted to ...
So, who'd like a piece of cake?
Now, you are ... You didn't mention
you were in a relationship.
I was doubtful,
you as sole guardian for such a young child.
And you so young yourself. But your parents would be very proud
if they could see what a wonderful environment you've created here.
Yes, we get along so well.
Mr. Miller, no more cream. Oh, my god.
My figure!
If anyone can handle it, you can Ms. Sieberts.
But we were on a first name basis, Zeki.
Of course.
Now you two lovebirds must tell me how long you've been together.
Well ...
Almost a year.
We met online.
Then I quickly applied at her school,
so we could spend more time together.
I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
I am totally charmed by your partner.
Plus, he's an educator.
I really can't complain.
Jackpot!
You could even adopt a few more kids!
Bye-bye, Isolde! - Bye-bye!
I assume you want something?
Forget it.
So why did you do it?
Because I know how it feels to be alone.
Thank you.
Still high on llama?
No, on substitute teacher.
Man, you know I'm leaving soon!
You have reached your destination.
Yeah, where, you bitch?
1800, 1900, 2000.
And 50 for the glass table.
Here. Your new tits.
Really? Sweet!
I'll miss you. - No South America. I can't leave.
But not on my account?
We've been friends too long. It'd never work.
Because of the ... the kids, man.
I'm all they've got.
I didn't know they were all orphans.
Seriously. They're completely fixated on me.
Like little chicks that can only see their mother's ass
and follow it everywhere.
And you're that ass.
Yeah, exactly. - An ass with a heart
Shut it and give me a beer.
I have to finish "Robbers". I need to look every word up.
Is it in English?
No, German.
Don't know it, eh?
So Moor or Spiegelberg?
Who has a better chance at middle-class life?
Karl. Spiegelberg is completely evil.
He's already done too many bad things.
Karl doesn't want to be evil.
My god, was that right, Mr. Miller?
Where is my push-up bra?
What for? You'll look like a whore if you squish up your mini-boobs.
I want my push-up bra!
Maike!
The nurse is such a great part. And so complex.
Mr. Miller!
Are you going to grease me up? - Are you nuts?
There, ask ... Laura.
Greta? - What?
That was fast. - Listen, I did Romeo and Juliet once too - the friar.
It was a little strange at first, since it was a male role,
but at some point it's really ...
Mr. Miller said you should put my cream on.
OK.
I'll just go take my seat.
You can use more.
Yeah, you need a lot.
Yeah, I tried a new anabolic steroid.
That's totally unhealthy, you know?
Really? I've always done it. Since I was 11.
Laura, come here please. Now.
Listen, Schnabelstedt. Danger is mine.
He's Romeo and I'm Juliet.
So stay in the background or I'll do you in.
Daniel? could we warm up?
Go get my energy drink.
No, Romeo, I told you.
I'm not a one night stand slut. - Let me do it.
Here's your drink.
Attention, next up are the Leibnitz School and the Goethe School.
Children, please get ready.
I'm nauseous. - You know Greta's part, right?
I think so, but ... - But I'm ...
Julia. - You'll puke up the whole stage. I want to win. You go change.
Shit group.
But no tongue kissing, right?
Use your tongue.
Julia?
Yeah, what is it?
Come down, let's chill.
I can't. I'm grounded.
That blows.
She's playing Juliet. A Schnabelstedt has never done that.
Whoa, is she dead?
Why did you overdose?
Let there be coke left on your lips!
Don't laugh.
Then I want to die too!
Romeo!
Frigging junkie.
Fuck, I thought you were dead.
Didn't you get my text message? - No, man.
Then I ran out of credit. - Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked.
If only I'd listened to you. - Yeah, you should have.
I never thought you'd do it so well.
It's almost a little subversive.
And second prize goes to the drama club of the Goethe School.
Congratulations.
Good morning, Ms. Gerster. - Good mor... thanks, that's fine.
Our first science fair showcase in 4 years.
Since the dog-shit volcano.
What else are they submitting?
The robot.
The teacher can communicate with the whole class with the camera.
You shitheads need to start doing your homework.
I used Mr. Miller for the sample sentences.
Ms. Gerster, now you have to try the mascara gun.
Is that OK?
I made it all by myself.
Good, great. Thanks Chantal. That's enough.
Yes? - Thanks, yes! Great!
Sweet, Ms. Gerster. Total smoky eyes.
Mr. Miller, we need to talk.
You're contract's up, you know that?
Yes, I know.
Good. I suspect you're not a bad thing for this school.
Think about it.
I could get rid of Ms. Schnabelstedt instead.
Don't worry. Always need a few eager beavers.
Take this off, please, Chantal.
I don't know. It was only meant to be temporary. - Good.
Your choice.
Thank you, children. You did well.
OK, inventions in the car. We'll head to the fair after school.
Bye, Mr. Miller.
Very nice.
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
Damn it, help me.
Go change please.
Did you hurt yourself? - No.
OK. You go change too.
Hello?
Where are you? I said be here at midnight.
Sorry, I overslept. - Man, buy an alarm clock.
I need to fill the hole by the end of the week.
Shit. I've got class in a minute.
I have class.
Your camouflage is getting slightly schizo.
I might have a job here.
Zeki, come on. Forget it.
Let's take your money and go away, do some coke and party.
That's not me anymore. And I don't want to be that.
Come help me tonight. - What do I wear in a boiler room?
If the bookworm finds out I'm a bank robber,
I'm screwed.
I don't even own flats.
What are you doing here?
Zeki? - Wait a sec. Listen to me.
Unbelievable. Did you dig this?
Don't get hysterical. - Why did you dig a tunnel?
I was looking for my cash, buried under the gym.
You're a criminal.
Were you in prison? Did you escape?
I did my 13 months. I don't even want the money anymo... - 13 months!?
Just wait please.
Bro, she's fast.
I like teaching. - You're insane.
Why? Our play almost won, and we might win the science fair.
Don't touch me.
Is that why you pretended to like me?
Was I a good cover?
Only at the beginning. I wanted to tell you.
But I was afrai...
Now fuck off. Or I swear I'll call the police.
Your parents will pay forever.
Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment?
About the gym, I'm assuming. - No, we've cleared that up.
We dug a tunnel to look for Nazi treasure.
Excuse me?
We're really sorry.
Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call our parents. - Expensive!
When is Mr. Miller coming back? - He's not coming back.
So the test is off? - No, of course it's not.
Hop hop, to class. Chantal, Daniel, go!
You take it.
Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt, tell him to come back.
No. He lied. He used me. And he put your future at risk.
You'll all fail because of him. What makes him so great?
He understood us.
Plus he is totally sweet.
Chantal, really.
This test is your last chance.
OK, man. Don't get worked up.
What are you doing? - Our motivation pictures, man.
What's it supposed to be.
Yeah, the reason we want to improve. Or people we want to make proud.
Mr. Miller taught us to do it. He has one too.
A picture of a beer can?
Upper right drawer.
WHY?
FOR
Hello.
This is for you. It was in my locker.
Please leave my classroom.
I've known him for 15 years. He's good stuff.
Or he'd have hooked up with me.
Don't you have class?
Yes.
Hi there. - Hello.
I've had the money for ages, but I stayed,
because of the little jerks and because of you.
I wanted to start over. New job.
The money is proof. Pay for the gym, so the school doesn't go broke.
Keep the rest for Laura.
Someday she'll want to go abroad or get new tits.
There's no blood on the money. So don't flip out. I'll manage.
I'm not good enough for you anyway. Don't let them fuck with you. Your Zeki.
He'll do a break-in if you desert him now.
You made him want to change.
Fuck.
You said fuck. You have to put 1 euro in the fuck frog.
I'd like to cheat now.
No, we're not allowed. - OK, OK. What's up with you guys?
Fuck yourself, I'm not here. - Shit, his mobile's off.
I hope he's not screwing up.
What is that? - I made it for you in the burnout clinic.
Is it dishwasher safe?
You think it's shit? - No, it's sweet. Great.
When can you work again?
Forget it. I'm retiring.
I have certification for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy.
Ingrid, who will take your place?
You've gone mad.
Find another chump.
And let's dispense with a good-bye kiss.
I loaded all the pornos onto the FTP server.
Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal. - Jerome!
Can you track Mr. Miller's cell?
Negative. But the robot's still in his car. It has a SIM card.
Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall you were administering a test.
It's an emergency. You have to take over.
And I can't discuss it right now. Jerome!
Class! - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
Sile...
Bro.
Time for a withdrawal.
Your piece.
Will it work, Jerome?
Zeki!
Excuse me! Hush Puppies. 2 minutes.
OK, you had the money. And you proved you're more than a felon.
What the fuck is this?
The gym is fucked up. I can't come back anyway.
The students covered. They love you.
And ...
so do ...
Zeki?
Do something Jerome.
I can try a satellite.
But it takes 2 days. And I'll have the CIA on my tail.
HERO SECURITY CASH TRANSPORT
Put the mask on.
Hello, Mr. Miller!
Who's the little motherfucker? - Shut up. Let me handle it.
What're you doing here? - We're shopping for tonight's punch.
Can you buy us schnapps? - You put alcohol in it?
We want to get Ms. Gerster drunk so she'll sing karaoke again.
I can't buy alcohol for you. Ms. Schnabelstedt would freak out.
But it's the prom. Please, Mr. Miller Just once.
Do something forbidden just this once.
Bro, what about money?
What about THE money? Study the articles, you fuckwit.
Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year. Since you always get the losers.
We'll see. - Will you shoot us with paintballs too?
Maybe, if you're bad. - Great. Definitely!
Hey! It's red.
Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great with the kids. You really helped them.
I got your message too late, we'd started. I'm on the run.
Oh god. it's all my fault.
I have to go. Hide this. Don't look inside.
It's better you don't know.
Zeki, don't leave.
I like you so much. - Me too.
Promise you'll wait for me?
How long do you have to go underground?
Four or five years.
OK.
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT? YES, NO, MAYBE.
I knew you'd look.
Motherfucker!
But we don't say that in class, eh?
Go get changed.
Give me 5 minutes.
Don't you think I'll ...
... kiss you.
I don't want to be a criminal anymore.
Because of you. - I'm not going to discuss it.
You can't teach anymore.
You square.
Why square? Why am I always the ...
Mr. Miller. Upstairs.
Fuck.
You think she knows something?
Please explain what you did to that class?
It's all my fault ... I didn't stick to the syllabus.
Fuck the syllabus. I didn't say that officially.
I've done this job for 25 years
and I have never cried correcting a German test.
Now, look. Nobody got less than "satisfactory".
Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b moves to upper school,
we'll make top 10 in city rankings.
I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox,
and I want smartboards.
No more chalk fingers!
You'll finish out the school year.
But I'm not actually a teacher. I didn't go to college,
and I didn't finish high school.
Maybe you could go to night school. - Precisely.
Then we wait 5 years until he's done,
until some enviro-idiot takes away my principal job
and makes this a comprehensive junior high. No, absolutely not.
Meaning?
Ms. Schnabelstedt, you're a smarty-pants.
What's his GPA?
Uh, a 1.0?
Look here, it came out 2.9.
Congratulations on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller.
Advanced placement art and sports.
Sounds realistic. - Yes.
When the year's over, you'll study. Until then, you're a teacher.
You get 2000 a month. Lying to me cost you 200.
Isn't this illegal?
Right.
Know what else is illegal?
Tonight is prom
and I'm still not drunk enough
to pick up a certain single father.
But Ms. Gerster ... - Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up.
They make fools of teachers every day.
From time to time, we need to strike back.
See you. Assapissimo. Drunk.
At the bar.
It's not funny. Other people go to college for that.
I have a natural talent.
Tomorrow the syllabus. Before you do anything in class.
Hey, Schnabelstedt.
Think about it. Starting now, you can torture me, make me read books
and fuck me in free periods, until civil service status do us part.
OK.
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
Is there alcohol in the punch?
Elisabeth!
Just relax for once!
Don't I get a kiss ...
Welcome to our new ...
firefighter,
Mr. Miller ... sorry.
Peter Parker, go get a TV.
... there's a DVD ready ...
sorry.
And no children's films.
So who wants to be a drug dealer?
Forgotten.
Excuse me.
Who laughed?
Chantal Ackerman? - Here!
School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits.
You may go undress.
Wait, wait.
Not yet. Not yet. Go back. - Still rolling.
Chantal? Cry quietly.
They were making name tags and smeared.
That was you. - No. No.
I didn't show it. - Ask me again?
What's the question?
Hello.
Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts?
Who's dad, man?
I feel like a technical ...
Don't be so funny. - The things you find funny are weird.
Reading for the ... shooting schedule.
Don't jump from the pool ... from the edge ...
Unconventional ...
I'm really worried ...
What?
Keep going.
Now put the dick in your mouth.
Can't believe I say that. - He's breaking up. - Sorry.
Really.
Caro doesn't think it's funny. - 15, the best age.
It's a penis.
You'll never ...
Put the dick in your mouth.
Could we blow it again?
As if! - The guy's a killer.
Elyas ...
Underwear? - Check yourself.
Tighty whities?
He stinks.
Ugh. What now?
I say, come down, let's chill it.
Chill IT? - Yeah, CHILL it.
Romeo, you frigging junkie. - Sorry.
Cut, thank you.
Who's that?
Sorry.
Is Ronny here? He's asleep.
He's STILL drunk.
Say, he's still DRUNK.
He's STILL drunk.
Say he's still DRUNK, not STILL drunk.
Is Ronny ...
ls Ronny here? - He's asleep. He's STILL DRUNK.
Is Ronny here?
He's asleep. He's STILL drunk.
New script page.
Do you need the question.
No, I don't need it. He's sleeping. He's still drunk.
Good. OK.
Had I it written ...
Had I it written, I would tear ...
A little complicated. Again?
Ingrid ...
Fuck me.
I can hear you.
Ingrid, I'm ...
Here, your piece. - You forgot to spritz.
From the top.
I forgot to spritz.
Mr. Miller, if ...
... if even 10 ...
if even ... how many?
Blackberries, blackberries.
That's all. Take a sip.
Ok now.
More more.
Excuse me. - Let's do it.
More more.
Shit. Ok now. Truly. It is not ...
Truly. - It's not funny.
Stop it. Don't look at me.
My sister and I are orphans.
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